Two cows are standing in a field.The first cow says to the second “Have you heard about this mad cow disease?It makes cows go crazy and then they die.”The second cow replies “good thing I‘m a helicopter”.--------- Guy walks up to the widow at her husband’s funeral and says “May I just say one word?”Sure she replies. “Plethora” The widow says, “Thanks. That means a lot.”A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana.As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch.At the counter, the husband asked the ...