• A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. “Are you hiring any help?” she asked. “No,” he said. “We already have all the staff we need.” “Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?” she asked.• A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room.Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Finally, the doctor comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man a $250 bill.“This must ...