A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said, “Cough!”In high school football, the coach kept me on the bench all year. On the last game of the season, the crowd was yelling, “We want Youngman! We want Youngman!”The coach says, “Youngman — go see what they want!”The doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, “Mrs. Cohen, your check came back.”Mrs. Cohen answered, “So did my arthritis!”I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.A ...