LIFE'S LIGHTER SIDE Two retired guys are pushing their carts around the store when they collide. The first guy says to the second guy, “Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.” “The second retiree says, “That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her, and I'm getting a little desperate.” The first guy says, “Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?” “The second retiree says, “Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with long black hair,