I went out drinking last St. Patrick’s Day so I took the bus home. That might not be a big deal to you but I’ve never driven a bus before! Two Irish drunks are walking home after a little too much celebration on St Patrick’s Day. As they stumbled up the country road in the dark, Paddy says, “Bejeesus, Mick, we’ve stumbled into the graveyard and here’s the stone of a man lived to the age of 103!” Mick replies, “Glory be, Paddy and was it anybody we knew?” Paddy says, “No, it was someone called ‘Miles from Dublin’.” Why can’t you borrow money from a ...