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One Liners...

LIFE'S LIGHTER SIDE You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. — Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. —Mark Twain If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. — Mark Twain When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old. —Mark Twain The finest clothing made is a person’s own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. — Mark Twain Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they ...

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