May I call you dad? Look, I know there is 42-year age difference between me and Philly QB Jalen Hurts, even though he was born Aug. 7 to my Aug. 8 (we’re both Leos), but I think I’m going to send him an email asking if he would be willing to adopt me as his son. He’s not married, has no kids, so who knows. Stranger things have happened. I can look pitiful.For a guy who has now signed a five-year contract worth $255 million, I’m willing to call him dad. He can call me “son,” and maybe give me ...