• To make a long story short, don’t tell it!• The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.• The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.• There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.• Never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.• The best way to keep your word is not to give it.• I’m an apathetic sociopath - I’d kill you if I cared.• I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of ...