• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.• When chemists die, they barium.• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.• Broken pencils are pointless.