• “Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.” — Unknown• “Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.” — Gene Hill• “Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend; inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” — Groucho Marx• “To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” — Aldous Huxley• “A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” — Robert Benchley• “Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how ...