A woman walks into a psychoanalyst’s office and says, “doctor, my husband thinks he’s a dog! I don’t know what to do! Please help.”The doctor replies, “Okay, have him get on the couch.”The woman quickly snapped back, “Wait, no, he’s not allowed on the couch!” ---------------------- A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution, “This guy looks edible, I’ve never seen his kind before.”So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace.The dog notices and starts to panic, but as he’s about to run, he sees some bones next ...