• I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. • Shout out to all sidewalks for keeping me off the streets. • Someone took my mood ring, and I’m not sure how I feel about that. • My drug dealer cracks me up.• Inspecting mirrors is a job I could see myself doing. • I’d give my left arm to be ambidextrous.• Words cannot express how limited my vocabulary is. • Getting paid to sleep would be a dream job. • My fear of moving stairs is escalating.• I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.• I used to think ...