• You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. — Mark Twain• Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. —Mark Twain• If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. — Mark Twain• When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old. —Mark Twain• The finest clothing made is a person’s own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. — Mark Twain• Do not tell fish stories where the people ...