• I thought growing old would take longer.• People say I act like I don’t care — the thing is it’s not an act.• So, when is this “old enough to know better” supposed to kick in.• My wife says I only have two faults: “I don’t listen” and “Something else.”• Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things ... only slower.• Built in the 1950s: Original, unrestored and some parts still in working order.• Some people are like slinkies. They’re not really good for much, but to bring a smile to your face when pushed ...