• A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.• Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?• Money talks … but all mine ever says is good-bye.• By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.• The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.• A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.• Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people ...