LIFE'S LIGHTER SIDE • I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. • Duct tape won't fix that. • Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael. • Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. • We don't keep firearms in this house. • Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? • You can't feed that to the dog. • I thought Graceland was tacky. • No kids in the back of the pick-up; it's not safe. • Wrasslin's fake. • Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? • We're vegetarians. • Do you think my hair is too big? • I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy. • Honey, do these Bonsai trees need ...