• It’s bad luck to be superstitious.• There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: Those who are quiet, and those who talk a lot.• If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?• My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!• A hard thing about a business is minding your own.• My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese: most of it’s missing; and what’s there stinks.• The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.• I have a ...