A man takes his seat at the Super Bowl. He looks over and notices there’s an extra seat in between himself and the next guy.The man says, “Who would ever miss the Super Bowl?”The guy replies, “Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five Super Bowls together, but sadly she passed away.”The man says back, “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?”The guy says, “No. They’re all at the funeral.” ------------- A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.They had great seats right behind their ...