(Part I of II) A woman joined a convent, where she learned as a nun she could only talk once a year. The first year she said to the Mother Superior, “My room is cold.”“We’ll get you a blanket,” responded the Mother Superior.The second year she said, “My bed is hard.” “We’ll get you a mattress,” was the response. The third year the nun said, “My room is too dark.” “We’ll get you a brighter light bulb,” was the response. The fourth year she had done some thinking and said, “I quit.” “We’ll,” said Mother Superior, “we were thinking about ...