• The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.• My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone.• The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.• It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable Now, of course, there’s shipping and handling, too.• A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.• My next house will have no kitchen — just vending machines and a large trash ...