The City of McAllen Passport Division will be open on Saturday, Feb. 22, from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. at its facility in the McAllen Downtown Parking Garage, located at 221 S. 15th St.
A 45-year-old San Juan resident has been ordered to federal prison for illegally possessing a firearm, announced U.S. Attorney Nicholas J. Ganjei.
A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. He tells the shepherd, “I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock.” The shepherd thinks it over; it’s a big flock so he takes the bet. “973,” says the man. The shepherd is astonished, because that is exactly right. Says “OK, I’m a man of my word, take an animal.” Man picks one up and begins to walk away.
Funny thing happened on the way to restoring border sanity, AKA, securing our borders, both north and south — the name calling is back in favor among the clueless.
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