LIFE'S LIGHTER SIDE
You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
— Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
—Mark Twain
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
— Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.
—Mark Twain
The finest clothing made is a person’s own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
— Mark Twain
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they ...