Sorry, you need to enable JavaScript to visit this website.

One Liners...

LIFE'S LIGHTER SIDE You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. — Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. —Mark Twain If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. — Mark Twain When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old. —Mark Twain The finest clothing made is a person’s own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. — Mark Twain Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they ...

PLEASE LOG IN FOR PREMIUM CONTENT. Our website requires visitors to log in to view the best local news. Not yet a subscriber? Subscribe today!

Advance Publishing Company

217 W. Park Avenue
Pharr, TX 78577