Howdy, fellow citizens. Como estan todos on this sad day cuz the Dallas Cowboys lost again!! (Sigh). In this letter I will not bash the City of Pharr elected vatos. I love old-time Tejano music but my true love is heavy metal and sweaty, greasy, fried hambone Blues. Since I turned 65 years old, I've lost my childhood friends Arturo Losoya, Eliseo Avenda, and Mage Casares. I love menudo day and night and hot or cold weather. I would dare anyone to admit that they voted for Prez Trump. It has been close to two years since I drank my last beer. My kids are the only ...