It’s election time in rural Ireland and a bus-load of local politicians crash off-road into a nearby field. Emergency services are called to the scene, but no passengers are found. The ambulance crew ask a nearby farmer has he seen the politicians. “I buried them”, he replies. “Are they all dead?” Ask the ambulance crew. The farmer said, "Well, some of them said they were alive but you can't believe anything a politician says can you?" An old farmer had a wife who nagged him non-stop. From morning until night, she was always complaining and nagging about something. The only time he got ...