Two new deer hunters decided to separate to increases their chances. “What if we get lost?” Says one of them. “Fire three times up in the air, every hour on the hour,” says the other, “I saw it on TV.” Sure enough, one of the hunters gets lost, so he fires three times up into the air every hour on the hour. The next day the other hunter finds his friend with the help of the Forest Ranger. “Why didn’t you do what I said?” asked the hunter. “I did! I fired three times up into the air every hour on the hour, until I ...