EPA violations? Our backyard is turning into a pet cemetery. Well, actually, not a cemetery, per se, since I didn’t personally know the two recently departed wildlife, and so wouldn’t fork over the money for two proper funeral plots. Why pay for two headstones unless you know them on a personal level? Actually, I disposed of them – the bird and the frog -- in the garbage, wrapped in plastic, as opposed to calling in the undertaker or digging a grave myself, but I had to discard of their bodies, just the same.If this were the reality TV show on ...