By Gregg WendorfAdvance News JournalThere’s a story I recently read online with this boundto- make-me-happy headline: “Life expectancy for men in U.S. falls to 73 years — six years less than for women, per study.”That bit of news almost makes me want to go out and get transgender hormonal treatment — just to gain an extra five years. What the heck — but I’m not sure that would work. I have to look into it, sans the surgery. For an extra five years above ground, I’d just tolerate the man boobs and loss of testosterone, the hormone that got me ...