A man left work one Friday afternoon, but, since it was payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally arrived home Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."Monday went by and he didn't see his ...