I have this theory that goes like this: all of us, or at least the vast majority of us, at one time or another, would like to be world dictator. I admit it. I would.First thing I’d do is confiscate Jeff Bezos’s huge new $500 million yacht and use it as my own. As dictator, I could do anything I want, including taking over Amazon. Why pick on Bezos? Don’t know, other than I find it offensive that someone so goofy looking can make so much more money than me.Then I’d lock up Russian President Vladimir Putin and China’s Xi ...