By Gregg WendorfAdvance News JournalSports quotes. For humor, you can seldom go wrong.Like this one from Roberto Clemente, the great baseball player who died way too young on Dec. 31, 1972, at the age of 38, in a plane crash off the coast of Puerto Rico. He was enroute to deliver relief supplies to earthquake victims in Nicaragua. For that, you might think that God would have cut him some slack, but He does indeed work in mysterious ways: “If I could sleep, I could hit .400.” Based on a web search, here are some of my favorite sports quotes:# ...