Hey, you poor white Appalachian hillbilly family. Doubtful you’re reading this because you probably still need to stuff your shoes with newspapers because you can’t afford new ones even though the soles are shot, but if you are reading this, just remember, if you’re white, you’re not worthy of “liberation,” according to NFL Sad Sack Colin Kaepernick. The former San Fran QB was raised by two crackers (white mom and dad) who adopted him after his white honkey mom (Italian blood) put him up for adoption after his black dad, acting responsibly, fled the coop for parts unknown. You might ask, “Liberation ...