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Colin, the man who damaged the NFL, now has his own ice cream

Hey, you poor white Appalachian hillbilly family. Doubtful you’re reading this because you probably still need to stuff your shoes with newspapers because you can’t afford new ones even though the soles are shot, but if you are reading this, just remember, if you’re white, you’re not worthy of “liberation,” according to NFL Sad Sack Colin Kaepernick.

Screwy Louis I’m taking the vaccine

I’m going to take the COVID-19 vaccine (two shots) as soon as I can get my hands on it. This afternoon works; but so far, I haven’t been able to set up an appointment, and I’m not even sure if the Pfizer vaccine has yet landed in Hidalgo County. Should be here this week, according to Hidalgo County officials, but the first doses are reserved for those who work in the healthcare industry.

FAKE NEWS: Election stolen

You’d think I’d have better things to do last Saturday than lie on the couch watching the Trump rally in DC being live streamed. It was about as enjoyable as a root canal. It’s just that I couldn’t take my eyes off the thousands of people in attendance. 

Mexico’s prez blocks the DEA?

Let me say right up front, there is absolutely no proof that Mexico’s president, the so-called populist Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador, is in bed with the drug traffickers, but if one looks at his recent move tied to U.S. federal agents, namely the DEA, then some people will undoubtedly ask, que paso, amigo?

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