NFL

Anyone who has ever played football at the high school level, much less the college level, much less the professional level, knows how easy it is to sustain an injury. The most vulnerable body part, in my opinion, is the knee. Right or left, doesn’t matter. If one gets hit wrong, which isn’t hard to do, you’re out for the game and maybe the rest of the season.

Hey, you poor white Appalachian hillbilly family. Doubtful you’re reading this because you probably still need to stuff your shoes with newspapers because you can’t afford new ones even though the soles are shot, but if you are reading this, just remember, if you’re white, you’re not worthy of “liberation,” according to NFL Sad Sack Colin Kaepernick.

If you’re a sports fan, by now you’ve obviously heard the news. Some Dallas Cowboys players, Houston Texans players, and a few other pro players from around the league have now tested positive for COVID-19.