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Opinion

Fire-Ant Attack

I’m thinking the other day that times are tough enough, then I got bitten by fire ants, and I thought, yep, things can always get worse. Nasty little $#@*&$#@. I hate them. Apparently, looking at the red bumps on my leg, they feel the same way about me.

The world has gone crazy

Over the last couple of days, two more statues have come down. As I predicted, George Washington was one of them. Thomas Jefferson was the other. He was a slave owner and must be rejected, even if he is largely responsible for our country’s founding documents. Those documents themselves are now in danger.

DOWN ON THE FARM...

It’s election time in rural Ireland and a bus-load of local politicians crash off-road into a nearby field. Emergency services are called to the scene, but no passengers are found. The ambulance crew ask a nearby farmer has he seen the politicians. “I buried them”, he replies. “Are they all dead?” Ask the ambulance crew. The farmer said, "Well, some of them said they were alive but you can't believe anything a politician says can you?"

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