DHR Health, one of the major medical systems vaccinating and treating South Texans for COVID-19, for March 2021 is leading the way in educating, treating, and saving people from another deadly “C” disease – colorectal cancer.
Three men are all working on building a house. They go up to the roof for lunch, and unwrapped their sandwiches. The Brunette says “if I get one more Tuna sandwich, I’m going to jump off this roof and kill myself. The black haired one says “if I get one more pickle and lettuce sandwich, I, too, am going to jump off this roof and kill myself. The blonde looks at his sandwich and also declares, “if I get one more peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I’m going to jump off this roof and kill myself.” The next day, they all get the same sandwiches and kill themselves. That night, their wives all meet up and mourn. “If I had known that my husband was going to kill himself over a sandwich, I wouldn’t have given it to him.” The brunette cries. “Same,” the raven head replies. They both look at the blonde. “Don’t look at me, he packed his own lunch!”
Have you been thinking about finding a great dog to be a loving companion for years to come? This week Cinderella is offering a couple of very handsome fellows for adoption: Copper and Opie. Lucky for the person or family that adopts either of them, their beauty is more than skin deep- -they’re good dogs--through and through.
EDINBURG – A Career and Technical Education (CTE) counselor from the Edinburg Consolidated Independent School District was recently named the 2021 RGV LEAD Counselor of the Year.
EDINBURG – Hidalgo County has begun offering Wi-Fi throughout select areas of the county that will provide free internet access to students living in underserved areas. As more funding becomes available we hope to expand the infrastructure in order to connect more homes, Hidalgo County Judge Richard F. Cortez said on Tuesday.
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