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McALLEN – South Texas College Dual Credit Programs administrators spent the early months of 2021 offering gratitude to school districts for their commitment and valued partnerships.

DHR Health, one of the major medical systems vaccinating and treating South Texans for COVID-19, for March 2021 is leading the way in educating, treating, and saving people from another deadly “C” disease – colorectal cancer.

Three men are all working on building a house. They go up to the roof for lunch, and unwrapped their sandwiches. The Brunette says “if I get one more Tuna sandwich, I’m going to jump off this roof and kill myself. The black haired one says “if I get one more pickle and lettuce sandwich, I, too, am going to jump off this roof and kill myself. The blonde looks at his sandwich and also declares, “if I get one more peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I’m going to jump off this roof and kill myself.” The next day, they all get the same sandwiches and kill themselves. That night, their wives all meet up and mourn. “If I had known that my husband was going to kill himself over a sandwich, I wouldn’t have given it to him.” The brunette cries. “Same,” the raven head replies. They both look at the blonde. “Don’t look at me, he packed his own lunch!”