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Opinion

Dump the Hump

I have a best friend from 8 grade who I still joke with via texts and phone calls. We were best of friends until I moved from the Chicago area to Va. Beach, Va. the summer between my sophomore and junior years of high school. Over the years, we stayed in touch, lived close to each other a time or two, and then a divide fell between us for more than 30 years. After re-connecting, it’s as if the lost decades hadn’t passed. We joked like we were kids in junior high again, driving the teachers crazy. If there is a period in our lives when we need to find more ways to laugh, this would be it.

Death Do Us Part

One February afternoon about 5 years ago (I was a teacher in the DFW area), I was headed home at the end of the school day. After turning from the parking lot onto a highway that dips into a depression then rises back up again over a distance of about a quarter mile, I was the only vehicle in sight until I started the climb. As I was going up, a minivan with its headlights on appeared in the opposite lane, followed by a vehicle about two car-lengths behind, and passed me horn blaring. I wondered why, and when I looked in the rear-view mirror, I saw the driver flipping me off! When I could see beyond the rise, I realized the minivan must have been the first vehicle in the funeral procession that was passing me. I noticed one other car in the distance had pulled over, so, out of courtesy (rather than conviction), I pulled over, just as a motorcycle escort whizzed past to get back to the front of the line before the next intersection.

It’s All About Me!

Luke 18:10-12 (Jesus speaking), “Two men went up to the temple to pray; the one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. The Pharisee stood and prayed about himself, ‘God I thank Thee, that I am not as other men are, robbers, evildoers, adulterers, or even as this tax collector. I fast twice a week, I give a tenth of all that I get.’”

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