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If Ken is gay

Have you seen the new “Barbie” movie or trailer? Spoiler alert: Ken wears a lot of pink and also, some makeup. I know, but this is a new world. If you’re older than 50, maybe 60, you’re just going to have to deal with the changes.

Standing on the turnpike, thumb out to hitchhike

Just a quick aside. If you think the headline sounds familiar, it’s from Creeque Alley, a real alley that borders a seaside dock in the Virgin Islands (St. Thomas), which gained wider fame after The Mamas & The Papas released a song by the same name, which featured this lyric: “When Cass was a sophomore, she planned to go to Swarthmore, but she changed her mind one day … standing on the turnpike, thumb out to hitchhike, take me to New York right away… Of course, that makes me want to break into song: "All the leaves are brown, all the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey…and the sky is greeeeeey."

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