Never, ever have I seen my fellow Americans in need of a tranquilizer. Make it a bottle with three refills. Valium, 10 mg. Just don’t mix them with alcohol, or you may not be here come November.
Don’t know how it is with most people who read The Advance News Journal, but for me, I have friends who hate Donald Trump, and I have friends who hate President Joe Biden.
When it comes to ways to die, being devoured by a shark probably ranks right up there with esophageal cancer or ALS. The shark death goes quicker if it’s a big bite or you’re just consumed whole.
I was going to write a story about McAllen ISD’s new budget (does it cheat teachers or does it not?) and why so many McAllen teachers are upset with it after the school board approved it last month by a 5-2 vote (the minority votes — Crane Aliseda and Lizzie Kittleman).
The following letter came to my email inbox last week written by someone unknown to me; but it was nevertheless intriguing. A cop engaging in sexual relations with a subordinate, while on duty, in the parking lot of the PD, while in uniform.
217 W. Park Avenue
Pharr, TX 78577